Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.
HELP I LITERALLY CANT BREATHE
oh god there’s this tumblr user toolesbiantofunction..
and I just get such bad vibes from her and she’s so lame and just ugh
I’m going to shit on you while you sleep you cunty whore
Dude you’re tryna tell all of tumblr that you had my literal shit on you while you slept
That’s fuckin gross LOL
You also failed to tell me a secret cause I already know everything about you
You’re boring now we need to break up bye
"WHILE I SLEPT" IS THE KEY
I HAD NO CHOICE
YOU’RE THE SHITTER
MY SHIT WAS STILL ON YOU LIKE
SO THAT’S GROSS ON YOUR PART, NOT MINE!!!
DUDE YOU HAD HUMAN SHIT ON YOU HOW IS THAT NOT GROSS THATS FUCKIN NASTY
DUDE YOU’RE A HUMAN THAT SHIT ON ANOTHER HUMAN
THAT’S JUST AS FUCKING GROSS
Ok honestly idec what you say because when it comes down to it EVERYONE would choose being the shitter over being the one to get shit on every single time because why? NO ONE WANTS SHIT ON THEM, especially someone else’s.
OMG VANESSA. I’m talking about in eyes of society. If you shit on me, I don’t have a damn choice about it cause I’d be asleep. So when I tell people, “I’m Jess and Vanessa shit on me once in my sleep” YOU’RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE GROSS MOTHERFUCKER NOT ME
This is a real conversation…